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nospam@example.com (NN) — Fri, 29 May 2009 23:48:01 -0400

Twitter follower diff

nospam@example.com (NN) — Wed, 27 May 2009 16:15:00 -0400

Long story long, had no way of tracking Twitter followers, wanted to have (similar to LJ Joule), so I wrote this app, with Google App Engine.

Also, I don't know how to say this so I'm just gonna say it. ...I've got a rollin' baby.

April Fool's Day Tracker

nospam@example.com (NN) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:37:15 -0400

Everyone knows April 1st is the time to pull hilarious pranks on the Internet! Let's look at some of them!

U.S. Seeks to Drop Case Against Former Sen. Stevens

To be continued!

Checking python images to see if they're grayscale

nospam@example.com (NN) — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:29:12 -0400

Long story short, I need to check an entire folder of images to see if they're grayscale. Here's a python script I just wrote that will do that, and output the results to a timestamped log file. I added some comments to explain how it works.

graycheck.py

from PIL import Image

import ImageChops

import os

import string

from time import strftime



def main():

    subdir = 'C:\\pathtoimages\\'

    diffdir = subdir + 'diff' # output directory if you want to save the results

    badFiles = []

    

    for subdir, dirs, files in os.walk(subdir):

        if subdir != diffdir: #only check the main dir

            for file in files:

                if string.upper(file[-3:])=="JPG": # jpegs only

                        im = Image.open(file)

                        imGray = im.convert("L") # convert the original jpeg to grayscale and keep a copy



                        # need to convert back to RGB, but only if the original file wasn't already in mode L

                        if im.mode == "RGB": 

                            imGray = imGray.convert("RGB")



                        # get the difference of the original image and the converted grayscale

                        # if the original was grayscale, there's no difference, so output will be entirely black

                        output = ImageChops.difference(imGray, im)



                        i = 0

                        

                        for color in list(output.getdata()):

                            if color != (0,0,0): # check RGB black and single black value

                                if color != 0:

                                    # Image is not grayscale, for we found a difference

                                    i=i+1

                                    print i, color

                                    break                

   

                        outputFile = diffdir + "\\" + file[:-4] + "_Diff.jpg" # output dir plus filename only plus an extension



                        if i==0: # image is all black, could not be blacker

                            badFiles.append(file)

                            # output.save(outputFile) # uncomment to save the results as an image - though it should be a solid black file



    # print badFiles # uncomment to see the results



    logfilename = strftime("%Y-%m-%d_%H-%M-%S") + ".txt"

    logfile = open(logfilename, "w")

    

    for badFile in badFiles:

        logfile.write(badFile + '\n')



    logfile.close()

                        

if _name_ == '_main_': 

     main()

If you desire me to release this under a license, consider it released under the MS Public License.

"Recession"

nospam@example.com (NN) — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 17:08:16 -0400

Somebody just threw a beer bottle at me. I didn't see anyone around, except a dog. It landed a foot from my head. If I'd seen who it was, some serious shit was probably about to go down. It's probably for the best that I didn't see who it was. Apparently you can't even take the garbage out in the middle of the day in this godforsaken town anymore.

PerfectTownHelper

nospam@example.com (NN) — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:13:02 -0500

Paper wasn't working; spreadsheets didn't work. So I designed and built a C# application to help get a perfect town in Animal Crossing.

Here is the source. I'm releasing this under the MS Public License.

106 miles to Tinley Park

nospam@example.com (NN) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:01:54 -0500

The internet just somehow bores me to tears. Or maybe I just don't find anything interesting. Nonetheless, I have nothing to share today.

Shooting people on the freeway?? Next thing you know, somebody's going to be driving through the mall! ...Oh.

I find unicorn missing the ark jokes incredibly trite. Just like the Old Testament.

This is how I feel lately. Like my life died at the party, and now I'm just scribbling rudenesses on its forehead. With a Sharpie, no less.

beautiful downtown Burbank!

man I bet an awesome superpower would be the ability to manifest new pairs of pants

also pizza

but not made of denim, probably crust and standard toppings

magical pepperoni!

for whence does said animal come

pepperonispace

Restart your horse to continue getting important updates

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 7

Wow. hey I'm a predict the future guys

look

hey guyysssss you're not lookinnnnnnnnnnnn

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 8

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 9

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 10

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 11

Giant space babboon rapes Jupiter, Neptune spared

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 12

You know what's never comin back into style? The handlebar moustache. Give it up. It's over.

[you cant stop a train

nospam@example.com (NN) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:05:53 -0500

Ok so I missed days already. It can't be helped. Helped it cannot be .. by me. Sometimes certain things have to fall away because of other things. And this week, I had other things.

My throat has been vaguely swollen for a few days, and it sucks. It constantly feels like I can't breathe, or I'm going to suffocate, or something. Makes it harder to swallow. And I already have problems with that. Plus, life sucks. And my leg itches. So there's that.

Yourtub video of the moment:

Frequency

nospam@example.com (NN) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:55:38 -0500

As you can tell, I never post much anymore. But I'd like to. I think I've come up with a way to come up with topics daily. But, we'll see. I'm going to try to post something at least every day, whether it's a picture, a line, a link, a whole chapter, anything. I won't count this one.

Animal Crossing: City Folk

nospam@example.com (NN) — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:39:28 -0500

I'm playin Animal Crossing for like the third time, Wii version this time. If you want my digits, jus holla.

Is Animal Crossing for kids? Maybe.

Is it fun meeting up with some weirdos from the internet and then watering each other for like three minutes?

Definitely.

manatee balls

nospam@example.com (NN) — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:29:31 -0500

It seems Google thinks I carve out a good "propane in my urethra" niche, as people keep coming here from those search terms

If you did, welcome! I ... don't know what you're doing here

But this is as good a place as any to be when you're searching for the text of a two second joke from an old cartoon

Google Street View's massive update

nospam@example.com (NN) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:46:37 -0500

Some amusing things I've seen from today's big update.

Some guy on a bike in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the day

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An old lady staring daggers into the Street View camera in Herrick, IL

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No explanation required

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Whoa

nospam@example.com (NN) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:16:41 -0500

I just thought of a great idea for a book: "Best-Case Scenario Survival Handbook"

Example: You win the lottery. Then, all your enemies are hit by a bus. I'll show you just exactly where to spend your millions, and what to wear to their funerals. Hint: it's not where - or what - you're thinking.

edit: OH MY GOD IT EXISTS ALREADY >: [

q

nospam@example.com (NN) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:21:17 -0500

do you think Obama will tell us about the aliens

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nospam@example.com (NN) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:38:59 -0500

I TOLD THOSE FUCKS AT THE LEAGUE OFFICE A THOUSAND TIMES THAT I DON'T ROLL ON SHABBOS