I loathe April Fools Day. But, I've written up a rant about it about five years running. I want to turn it into a holiday called "Dead Serious Day", where everyone announces insanely outlandish things (like Gmail) that turn out to be true (like Gmail).
But, I could do without the bad news (Mitch Hedberg : [ ) which reminds me, I missed celebrating Mitch Hedberg Day the other day ;_;