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So I'd never heard of Spitzer before two days ago. Had you asked me who was currently governor of New York, I'd probably furrow my brow, think for a minute, and derisively guess Pataki. But now that I have heard of him, and heard of his past actions, I'm glad the douche got caught. The shadow government actually used their evil powers to do something right for once. Of course, he's inevitably going to get off somehow. Ha ha, get off. Guess he did that a lot already. I'm still convinced George Ryan isn't actually in jail, and is on a tropical island somewhere drinking mai tais and boning 13 year olds.

I'm really hoping ol' Blarghovitch ends up being Client #10. Or less.

I'm convinced no one is decent. Everyone is defective™. You either are a regular dude, or a militant religious/righteous nutball who secretly wears a slave mask, likes to be called Sally, and has massive scars on hidden parts of your body. Everyone has problems. Some people are just average. Some are extreme in everything.

Myself, I like young Romanian slave girls. The more desperate for US citizenship/regular shelter the better.