Valentine's Day. Worst holiday ever. Possibly even worse than Easter.
Not only is it
named after some dumbass Christians, but it's full of something even worse. HAPPY PEOPLE.
Traditionally, we have rechristened it "Death Metal/Porn Day". But I'm fresh out of death metal, so that makes it Porn Day, which would mean it would be no different than any other day.
So, today blows. On the other hand, my ear/neck is killin me and I can barely turn left, so I got that goin for me.