First post! Crap we're off to a horrible start already. This is defectivejunk. It is a website on the Internet. I have had many others, but this is the one I currently have. I will be posting here on occasion as I am now gainfully unemployed. You may refer to me as "rushoffailure", "grimace", "Captain Awesome", "that guy who I sent all my money to", or simply "whoa, that dude? whoa".

I know that's not that "simple" in dictionary terms, but just roll with the shit. Please? I'll be all mean and snarky later, I promise. Just let me be sorta nice for once, ya fruits.

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