Paper wasn't working; spreadsheets didn't work. So I designed and built a C# application to help get a perfect town in Animal Crossing.



Here is the source. I'm releasing this under the MS Public License.

The internet just somehow bores me to tears. Or maybe I just don't find anything interesting. Nonetheless, I have nothing to share today.

Shooting people on the freeway?? Next thing you know, somebody's going to be driving through the mall! ...Oh.

I find unicorn missing the ark jokes incredibly trite. Just like the Old Testament.

This is how I feel lately. Like my life died at the party, and now I'm just scribbling rudenesses on its forehead. With a Sharpie, no less.

beautiful downtown Burbank!

man I bet an awesome superpower would be the ability to manifest new pairs of pants

also pizza

but not made of denim, probably crust and standard toppings

magical pepperoni!

for whence does said animal come

pepperonispace

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Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 7

Wow. hey I'm a predict the future guys

look

hey guyysssss you're not lookinnnnnnnnnnnn

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 8

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 9

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 10

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 11

Giant space babboon rapes Jupiter, Neptune spared

Pressure mounts for Microsoft to deliver with Windows 12

You know what's never comin back into style? The handlebar moustache. Give it up. It's over.

Ok so I missed days already. It can't be helped. Helped it cannot be .. by me. Sometimes certain things have to fall away because of other things. And this week, I had other things.



My throat has been vaguely swollen for a few days, and it sucks. It constantly feels like I can't breathe, or I'm going to suffocate, or something. Makes it harder to swallow. And I already have problems with that. Plus, life sucks. And my leg itches. So there's that.

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As you can tell, I never post much anymore. But I'd like to. I think I've come up with a way to come up with topics daily. But, we'll see. I'm going to try to post something at least every day, whether it's a picture, a line, a link, a whole chapter, anything. I won't count this one.

I'm playin Animal Crossing for like the third time, Wii version this time. If you want my digits, jus holla.


Is Animal Crossing for kids? Maybe.

Is it fun meeting up with some weirdos from the internet and then watering each other for like three minutes?



Definitely.

It seems Google thinks I carve out a good "propane in my urethra" niche, as people keep coming here from those search terms

If you did, welcome! I ... don't know what you're doing here

But this is as good a place as any to be when you're searching for the text of a two second joke from an old cartoon

Some amusing things I've seen from today's big update.



Some guy on a bike in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the day


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An old lady staring daggers into the Street View camera in Herrick, IL


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I just thought of a great idea for a book: "Best-Case Scenario Survival Handbook"


Example: You win the lottery. Then, all your enemies are hit by a bus. I'll show you just exactly where to spend your millions, and what to wear to their funerals. Hint: it's not where - or what - you're thinking.


edit: OH MY GOD IT EXISTS ALREADY >: [