A Dead Zone in the Gulf of Mexico
The "dead zone" in the Gulf of Mexico, an area on the seabed with too little oxygen to support fish, shrimp, crabs and other forms of marine life, is nearly the largest on record this year, about 8,000 square miles, researchers said this week.
Easy, somebody just needs to bash the Gulf of Mexico in the back of the head. Then it'll be able to predict the future. Of course, it may start Armageddon. And have an ex girlfriend who can't really act.